Tuesday, 30 June 2009

Noah's Ark in Malaysia

If you don't have a sense of humour, got anger issues, want to be a jerk and make serious allegations against the government, go here.

Otherwise, read below.

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In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Malaysia, and said: Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flash before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard but no Ark.

Noah! He roared, I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark ?

Forgive me, Lord, begged Noah, 'but things have changed.
First I need to have a BUMIPUTERA PARTNER who is linked to UMNO then I needed a building permit from DBKL and also have to pay under counter money to get the permit.
Then I've been arguing with the BOMBA inspector about the need for a sprinkler system.
My neighbours complained to The Malay Mail of the height of the ark I was going to build and the next day it was in the headlines claiming that I've violated the neighborhood building by-laws that my Ark is exceeding the height limitations. I appealed to the magistrate and it was approved.

The Opposition took advantage of the situation and said I was a government crony and did nasty things with my face on the Internet. I don’t know how they superimposed my face on a naked body with naked MP’s and portrayed it on the YouTube. Oh Lord you are the all knowing and I did not take the photos of the MP.
Then there was another stop work order even before I could start work. The Badan Pencegah Rasuah arrested me for pornography.
I talked to a lawyer who looks like Ambitabh Babchan talk like him and acts like him but is not him... said he knows the Chief Justice and the Prime Minister the Apa ..nama ... and can clear my name but i have to buy them tickets to Australia.

After clearing my name ...I had to again go to the DBKL Appeal Board for a decision to allow me to build the Ark.
Then government after approving the plans said I must use only SIRIM approved goods and must buy from their list of CLASS F contractors which are 15 times more expensive than the chinaman hardware shop.
Then the TNB and JPJ demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the wood was another problem. SUHAKAM and the JABATAN PERHILITAN said: There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the orang utan.
I tried to convince them that I needed the wood to save the orang utan – but they said no go.

When I started gathering the animals, JAKIM and an animal rights group sued me. JAKIM said I cannot put the chickens and the pigs next to each other as it will not be considered halal and the animal group insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then JABATAN KERJA RAYA and JABATAN GALIAN ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an Environmental Impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many bumiputera contractors I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.
JABATAN IMMIGRASI and RELA are checking the status of most of the people who want to work.
The trade unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only union workers with Ark-building experience.
As I started to CLEAR THE AREA TO BUILD THE ARK, 6 gangsters came and demanded for protection money. And said they will control the area for selling of drugs and prostitution to my workers.
When I complained to the POLIS.... the next day the IGP of POLIS sent an ASP who came in full uniform unfortunately he also happens to be one from the six gangsters who were demanding protection money and doubled my protection fee.

Then there was a by-election and I was forced to be an UMNO member to get my permits approved and made to pay a donation by the Barisan candidate in the so called spirit of MUHIBBAH, otherwise he will make my life difficult when I did not, as I was already your member …

Every department I turn to is asking what they call “Kopi Wang”.
I calculated that if I had to pay all the so called “Kopi wang” and give the donation the cost to build the ARK will be 20 times more higher… I refused to give them the Kopi Wang as I am faithfull to you Oh Lord.

Then some top level politicians say we very disappointed with me for not giving donations and called me a murtad but i told them my name is Noah not murtad they got very angry and said they have connections.
Suddenly I am a suspect behind the murder of the Mongolian lady because the place where she was murdered happens to be on the land where I am going to make the Ark and was arrested.
To make matters worse, the JABATAN HASIL DALAM NEGERI seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species. I have just been released from ISA.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
Noah looked up in wonder and asked, 'You mean you're not going to destroy the world?'

'No,' said the Lord.
'The Malaysian Government beat me to it!'

Biasiswa dan Najib - terus berbalah, terus kalah

Mestikah semua isu di Malaysia dipandang dari kacamata Bangsa?
Nampaknya begitu.


Sejak berzaman, negeri saya, Singapura, untung besar kerana kerajaan BN yang diketuai Umno menolak penerimaan orang berbangsa Cina dan India sebagai rakyat yang berdiri sama tinggi, duduk sama rendah dengan kaum bumiputera Melayu.
Ramai yang terpaksa 'melarikan' diri ke Singapura dan negara lain kerana tidak mahu melihat career mereka dan bakatkerja mereka tersekat.
Untung besar Singapore, abang dan kakak.
Semasa saya bekerja sebagai wartawan sektor kewangan (financial correspondent) dengan AP-Dow Jones di Singapura dulu, saya mempunyai ramai kenalan dari sektor perbankan. Mereka bekerja dengan bank antarabangsa ternama, broker saham, broker wang (money brokers), bank dagang (merchant/investment banks), syarikat pasaran hadapan di Simex (futures trading companies in Simex) dan sebagai ahli ekonomi.
Saya pada masa itu menjangkakan kebanyakan mereka ini warga Singapore. Mereka ini berbangsa Cina dan India, Melayu pun ada!

Tetapi apabila saya berpindah tugas ke KL dengan Reuters (penghujung 1994), saya terus menulis cerita-cerita mengenai ekonomi dan menelefon mereka.
Mak oi!
Rupa-rupanya ramai daripada mereka ini warga Malaysia!
Mereka berasa malu nak mengaku dari Sarawak, Kepong dan Perak! Orang Johor pun ada.
Patutlah bidang tugas kerja mereka termasuk ekonomi Malaysia - sebab memang negeri asal mereka.
Bak kata mat salleh: Oh my God!

Terfikir saya: Kalaulah mereka ni semua tak diketepikan, mungkin standard Malaysia dalam sektor kewangan dan perbankan lebih tinggi.

Ini belum saya masukkan para wartawan di syarikat saya yang berasal dari negeri seberang Tambak.
Tapi apa nak buat. Bila ditanya tak mau ke balik 'kampung', tak ada yang mahu. Semua dah muak (termasuk yang Melayu!)
Sekarang ini seorang daripada mereka telah masuk bank pusat Singapura, Monetary Authority of Singapore. Dan antara wartawan paling kanan di Temasek ialah yang dulunya orang Malaysia.
Rugi negeri Darul Ringgit.

Jadi baguslah, kalau kalian yang berbangsa Melayu terus mempertikai rancangan PM Najib Razak nak kasi biasiswa kepada yang terbaik daripada pelajar, tak kira bangsa.
Selagi Melayu rasa takut nak berdepan dengan open competition, Singapore Darul Dollar untung.
Teruskanlah mempertikai hak bangsa lain.
(Tak payahlah nak tanya orang Melayu Singapore kena tindas ke, sebab kamu dah syiok lama sangat tekan bangsa lain, aku tak cakap apa-apa pun).

Monday, 29 June 2009

Ng Yen Yen shows shades of Samy

I was shocked when I read the first story.
I got a bigger shock tonight! On reading the second story.

Let's put it this way:
An elected politician is elected by THE PEOPLE. By the PUBLIC.
There is no two-way about it if you want to be re-elected: You must be nice to voters.

In Item 1 below, Ng Yen Yen pooh-poohed the issue of paying RM1 million to the former Ferrari chief.
Indeed, one can agree with her that the amount is miniscule (-- although Todt has since DENIED that he is being paid any money!)
What is RM1 million to the former boss of the Ferrari team? True.

But that same amount is a LOT of money to most Malaysians (and to most people in the world).
So do NOT brush aside people's feelings by saying: "RM1 million in Europe gets you nothing nowadays".
Try a little empathy. Of course the opposition wants to play up this issue.
But surely there are gracious answers to their games.


In Item 2, she went further. In fact, she went all the way.
I can understand her frustration.
But wait: If you have miners working with cyanide near your house, and you are a poor man who cannot just up and live anywhere else, you would be worried too.
So YB, show some empathy please.

These may be poor, uneducated villagers.
And there are maybe just a few dozen of them, not enough to be affect your voting base.
But there are others in your constituency watching too.

And when you behave like this, you remind people of a certain smug minister from Perak. For years he talked and pranced like we all owed him a living.
And now look what has happened to him. He won't dare to even let his party members vote openly to test his strength.

And frankly, YB, your party is in big trouble too.
For the voting public have had enough of high-end officials who cannot connect with them.

Show a little heart.
Talk to voters as equals, not talk down to them.
Please.

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ITEM 1

Ex-Ferrari boss's Malaysia role sparks controversy PDF Print E-mail

(The Straits Times) - MALAYSIA'S opposition on Thursday demanded the government scrap its decision to spend nearly US$300,000 (S$437,000) on former Formula One Ferrari team boss Jean Todt as its overseas tourism ambassador.

The call came after the government confirmed it has allocated RM1 million (S$412,000) for Mr Todt, made the ambassador last month for two years to promote Malaysia's tourism in the face of falling visitor numbers.

It is not immediately clear whether the amount is the annual budget or to be spent over the Frenchman's two-year appointment. Tourism Ministry officials could not be reached for immediate comment.

'Just because he is volunteering his services, you cannot expect him to pay out of his own pocket,' Tourism Minister Ng Yen Yen was quoted as saying by the New Straits Times newspaper.

'Besides, RM1 million in Europe gets you nothing nowadays,' she added.



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http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/107356

Raub gold mine is safe, says Yen Yen
Tarani Palani, Malaysiakini

Raub MP Ng
Yen Yen today said that there is no cause for concern for the villagers of Bukit Koman adding that she had already looked into the matter three years ago.

"I met the residents, I met the committee, I brought up the specialist to see them, everything had been done (three years ago)," she said.

She added that she had maintained her silence on the matter because when "people refuse to listen to scientific facts, one cannot talk reason".

Villagers of Kampung Bukit Koman are facing health and environment problems after a gold mine operator started using cyanide in the extraction method in February.

The villagers reportedly began experiencing headaches, breathing difficulties and skin irritation after the company, Raub Australian Gold Mining Sdn Bhd (RAGM) began using cyanide in their operations.

Deputy Minister in the Prime Minister's Department, T Murugiah, on Thursday had given the green light to RAGM for the usage of cyanide in the mining process.

Ng said that the matter was closed with Murugiah's statement.

She said despite her consultation with the residents, "they still went on and on and on".

"First, they brought some environmentalist, and spoke about the environmental hazards. Then, they focused on health issues. I have already spoken to the hospital in Raub and there are no cases (caused by cyanide effects)"

Citing an example of the resident's unyielding attitude, she said that she had taken the residents to Banjong in order to observe a gold mine there. There were various live forms around the area such as fish and plants.

"There were some fish in the area. If there are traces of cyanide, the fish will die first. But the fish were still there."

When Ng had pointed this out to the residents, they had answered: "(We think) the fish were just placed there (a moment ago), as a gimmick to mislead the residents."

The Star had reported on Thursday that during Murugiah's meeting at the state Public Complaints Bureau headquarters in Teruntum complex on Thursday, a few opposition representatives were present rather than the affected residents themselves.

Responding to this, Ng asked why there was a need to politicise a scientific matter.

When pressed further on the matter, she asked journalists to speak to the affected residents themselves and suggested they do their own neutral research.

Saturday, 27 June 2009

Thriller - Michael Jackson meets Indian curry

For a couple'a years now I have enjoyed this youtube clip.
Now that MJ is dead people are rushing everywhere to relive the magic.
This is one of the more popular MJ clips. It's entertained people 15 million times.

As someone wrote below: "GOD i was feeling down and upset about michael but after watching this i am on the floor rolling in laughter".







Here are some of the other clips. As another person wrote, only Michael could make this happen.

- Final fantasy's version. 1.6mil hits.
- Philippine jail's version. 24mil hits!
There are many other versions, including those done at public parks, before football games and during weddings.

Maybe PAS should do one involving both the Erdogan and the Ulama guys. I am sure it will be a hit and BN will quit federal power on the spot. Muahaha.

Kite Runner - Now there is a way to be good again


I saw Kite Runner, the movie, 'by accident' yesterday evening on cable TV (more below).
I read a lot of books, but in the last decade have avoided books dealing with Islam or Muslims because they all fall quickly into cliches - just like in most movies.
Either they are evil Taleban-types Muslims in stuff produced by Western writers and moviemakers, or they are written by earnest Muslims who think we are all about good and love (ie conveniently forgetting there are murderers among us, using our religion).


Let's go into a side street a bit:

The two movies that really took things along a different path about Islam and Muslims - were the Riddick movies (both starring Vin Diesel). One is Pitch Black and the other The Chronicles of Riddick. Directed by David Towhy, both movies didn't do very well in America but well enough overseas.

The Muslims were major sidebars but not put in a positive or negative light. They just happened to be there.
There is mention of a group of New Muslims led by Imam on a pilgrimage to New Mecca on an outer planet in the first movie.
In the second movie, the Imam is in New Mecca the city - which looks a bit like the real Mecca on Earth. The whole city and planet were bombed to bits by the satanic cult group Necromongers who forced-converted everyone. Ish ish ish. Jahat.

But no, the movie is not about religion. It is about seafarers led by the rebel Riddick who does not believe in religion. Lots of action by my fav fatcat actor Vin.
Since I like to read about science fiction, this is like New Islam meets Aliens movies. And lots of explosions and lots of planets blown to smithereens.

In the first movie a Muslim boy who turned out to be a brave alien-fighting Muslim girl named Jack (confusing, I know. I like!) have grown up in the second movie. She is now Kyra.
Anyway, lots more explosions and fancy gadgets too.

The franchise have two successful computer games - The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay, and the Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena.

TWO sequels to the movie are planned, says Vin. Yay.



NOW back to Kite Runner.

So there is this movie about Afghanistan and Afghans.
Since it was there on TV and I got nothing better to do, I watched.
Quite good. Heck, very good.
(except one part where the writer painted the Talebans very black. I hate the Taleban murderers like most people - read my comments here, but when you paint things in black-and-white, I think the truth gets subverted because one had tried too hard to convince people about an issue).

Go Kite Runner!
Buy the movie or the book even.
The book writer Khaled Hosseini, now has a second book revolving around his former homeland (he is now American).

Since I played kites in my old village in Singapore (oh, some 40years ago. There is not a single village left in Singapore) I can emphatise with the thrill of kite flying and losing the kites.
I grew up in a village in the south, Pasir Panjang. And then the family moved to another village in West Coast Road.

A kite cost us kids then the princely sum of 10 cents (we were all poor village people). But it was syiok to try avoid your kite from being entangled in coconut trees, lam posts or some other tall trees in the village. Or from being 'cut' by someone who glued glass bits to his kite string.


If you're still reading my stupid musings down here, you get a bonus.
The movie created problems for the boys who took part. They were underpaid, if you ask me, and the rape scene caused some of them problems.
Read here.

Friday, 26 June 2009

Singapore now has fewer US$ Millionaires

I wrote earlier about the island-nation in the sun having a high concentration of US Dollar millionaires.
Well, that distinction is out the window now.
Notice in the story below the definition of what you need to become a US$ Millionaire - you must minus your main residence (paid or not) and other regular stuff (I guess we can include our Maseratis now, no?).
Interesting that expensive watches can be included as investments and counted as wealth.

I guess if this goes on, soon enough more people would join the ranks of the Temasek Poor, living in tiny pigeon holes in the sky.
Oh well.


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22% fewer millionaires

The Straits Times
26June 2009.

By Joanna Seow

SINGAPORE'S rich were not spared from the financial fallout last year, with the number of millionaires shrinking 22 per cent to 61,000 in the past year.
This is probably because the well-heeled in Singapore have invested heavily in equities and real estate, both of which suffered.
This sober picture was painted in the 13th annual World Wealth Report released today by Merrill Lynch and research firm Capgemini. Last year, Singapore had one of the world's top 10 fastest-growing millionaires clubs.

Globally, the population of high net worth individuals, meaning people with net assets of at least US$1 million excluding their main residence and everyday possessions, fell by about 15 per cent to 8.6 million, below 2005's figure.

North America, Europe and Asia-Pacific were the regions that registered the largest decline.
The total wealth of these individuals fell to US$32.8 trillion, also below the levels in 2005. However, this is forecast to have recovered in all regions by 2013.
The study also showed that high net worth individuals have reacted by moving more of their money into cash and fixed-income securities, and away from equities.
A larger proportion of wealth was allocated to art collections and jewelry, gems and watches, reaching 47 per cent in 2008 as compared to 38 per cent in 2006.

Mr Bhalaji Raghavan, Capgemini's banking solutions leader for Asia Pacific, said: 'One of the reasons is that people believe that (these items) over a long period of time increase in value, so it's a lot safer than putting their money in financial markets.'
Philantropic giving in 2009 was reported to be decreasing on average across the globe, especially in North America, but increasing for Japan and the rest of the Asia-Pacific region.

Singapore has 1st Malay general


Let's be blunt.
If Malaysia cuts off Singapore's water supply (despite the existing agreements) and the Temasek army had to cross the Causeway, they will have to take a few heads (or maybe hundreds) to regain that water supply.
Among members of the Singaporean army would be Malays. Would they shoot and kill the Malaysian enemy (mostly Malays) without thinking?

Or would they ask in their minds first: 'Alamak, boleh ke tembak orang Islam? Orang Melayu lagi? Macam mana nak shopping kat JB lepas ni?'
If the Singaporean Malays think like that even for a Second, the battle could be lost.
They must act and follow command without thinking. 'Shoot 'em all, let God sort 'em out later', as one crazy army motto says.


The same story I have heard when the Malaysian army was fighting Communists - some of these Commies were Malays.
Apparently, some of these Malay Reds would shout 'Allahuakbar' when they were surrounded. The Malays in the army would then lower their guns, tak berani nak tembak. Thinking the Reds were Malay-Muslim braders.
And then these Commies would shoot them. Bodoh, though I must say this story may be aphocryphal.


So now, Singapore has its first Malayo General, entering at the first level of brigadier-general. In Singapore, we call them BG.
You know that this guy is fully Singaporean or else the government won't waste time promoting him just because of his ethnicity. There is no Bhoomi policy here, mate.

I salute him. To fight all the way to the top is tough in Temasek.
Especially if you are from a minority group (like other minorities in most other countries).
The Singapore army would be the toughest battlefield to climb - no, not because of your bangsa, but because you have to be smart and yet you must also have street-smarts. The SAF (Singapore Armed Forces) has many scholars (thick with paper qualifications) at the top.
And yet BG Ishak Ismail, now still a colonel, has made it.



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SAF's first Malay general


By Nicholas Yong
The Straits Times 26June 2009.


TO HEAR Colonel Ishak Ismail, 46, tell it, his decision to become a regular officer in the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF) was greeted with some incredulity.
He recalled yesterday that someone asked him pointedly: 'This is your name - you sure you want to sign on?'
He has replied in the affirmative many times in the last 28 years.
Yesterday, his time in the military was capped in historic fashion - he has become the first Malay general in the SAF.
His promotion marks a milestone in Malays' efforts to be fully accepted in the military, a controversial issue ever since it was disclosed in 1987 that the SAF adopted a cautious approach in placing them in key positions.
Col Ishak was one of five who headed the SAF's annual promotion list and attained the rank of Brigadier-General or Rear-Admiral (One Star).
The other four were: Colonel (Dr) Benjamin Seet and Colonel Lee Shiang Long from the Army; the Republic of Singapore Navy's Colonel Tan Wee Beng; and Colonel Kwek Kok Kwong of the Republic of Singapore Air Force.
The five were among 464 from all three arms - both regulars and operationally-ready National Servicemen - presented with their certificates of promotion at a ceremony at Bukit Gombak Camp yesterday.
The promotions will take effect from July 1, which is SAF Day.
For Col Ishak, moving to the rank of Brigadier-General is reward for what he calls a consuming passion: Developing people to their potential.
Calling himself a 'servant leader', he said: 'What gets me up in the morning and gives me the passion every day is the same reason I became a regular officer: Being able to influence people to something that they may not see themselves accomplishing.'

Dead at 50. An angel's gone too.



When someone as serious and studious and reflective as Prof Hamirdin posts news on MJ, you know something big has happened. MJ was 50.

Around the same time, an Angel from my boyhood died. No one could quite get over that beautiful hair. Never mind the storylines or the acting. She was 62.


Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Firefly - S'pore to KT, AlorSetar, KB , Ipoh, Melaka


And I must add Kuantan!
Wow.
As a Singaporean, I have no complaints.

But this does seem like an overly ambitious plan for Malaysia Airlines' budget carrier, Firefly, to introduce so many flights out of/and into Singapore all at the same time.

Using twin turboprops - kapal terbang berkipas besar (see PICTURE) - it wants to fly direct from the Tiny Middle Kingdom to these exotic state capitals. The planes are from ATR.
Exotic because apart from Malacca, I daresay not that many Singaporeans (especially the non-Malays) visit Kota Baru and Kuala Terengganu.

The Malays want to buy songket and batik, eat ayam percik and nasi dagang.
The Chinese want bakuteh, white coffee and pomellos, so they will go to Melaka and Ipoh.
(I know, so idiotic of me to break tourism by ethnicity eh....)

Yes, Ipoh should be popular with the many Chinese Malaysians from Perak working in Temasek. Two of my colleagues from Ipoh are happy since they heard the news weeks ago. A one-way bus trip from Singapore to KL is five hours, to Ipoh EIGHT HOURS.
Even if you were to drive non-stop (gila ke?) you can do Sing-Ipoh (minus immigration delays) in a minimum of 6 hours - if you bloody speed your car all the way.

But if you can fly direct to Ipoh, wow, it'll be like 90 minutes max.

I applaud Firefly, although I don't know whether introducing everything at the same time (or nearly at the same time) would work. Can you make money or not? I hope so.

But here is why I like the idea:
When I tailed Lee Kuan Yew to Ipoh and Kota Baru just last week, it was a very tiring journey.
(He went to other cities, but his visit was covered by another group of Singapore reporters. I only covered the Ipoh and Kota Baru legs).

To go to IPOH from Singapore, a fellow had to fly to Penang. And then he had to take a cab for about 2.5 hours back south into Ipoh. Total: 4 hours.

Our group then had to go from Ipoh to Kota Baru to follow the Mentor Minister. We rented a Naza Ria and took six hours via Cameron Highlands.
To fly back to Singapore from KOTA BARU, I had to stop by in KLIA. Sigh.
With these newly planned flights, things will be easier.

A bored Singaporean makcik or pakcik can be expected to book a tix to KT, KB or Kuantan.
But I am not sure about Alor Setar. Unless you are from Kedah or Perlis, why take a flight from Singapore there?
Ie I could see it is convenient if a Kedahan or a Perlisian wants to go to London or Sydney via Changi, but will there be enough volumes?

But for consumers, all the connectivity is super.
Just like bored Singaporeans now fly to Siam Reap or Bangkok or Hanoi for the weekend, those poorer ones like me might just fly to Kota Baru direct. I love shopping at RP and PK (psst, Rantau Panjang and Pengkalan Kubor lah), and heck, I like staying at Renaissance KB too.


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NEW 11AM Thursday

Frequent Fliers
(by Hazlin Hassan, The Straits Times, 24June 2009).


These are the number of weekly flights between Singapore and Malaysia:

AirAsia
LCCT Sepang: 56
Langkawi: seven
Penang: seven
Kuching: seven
Kota Kinabalu: seven

Firefly
Subang: 21 (from July 1); 28 (from July 15)
Ipoh: four (from July 12)
Kuala Terengganu: three (from July 14)
Kuantan: four (from July 22)
Malacca: three (from Sept 1)
Alor Setar: three to four (every other day from Oct 25)
Kota Baru: four (from Oct 25)

Jetstar
KL International Airport: 19
Kota Kinabalu: four
Kuching: seven
Penang: seven (from July 1)

Tiger Airways
LCCT: 28
Kuching: seven
Kota Kinabalu: seven
Penang: 14 (from July 18);
to go up to 21
Langkawi: four (from Aug 2); to go up to seven

Malaysia Airlines
KLIA: 48
Penang: seven
Langkawi: three
Kota Kinabalu: 10
Kuching: seven

Singapore Airlines
KLIA: 24
Penang: nine

SilkAir
KLIA : 30
Penang: 14
Langkawi: six
Kuching: four
Kota Kinabalu: six

Singapore - Meet the OLD of Darul Dollar

I wrote about the POOR in Temasek Darul Dollar here. I said the country with the world's biggest concentration of US Dollar millionaires DO have poor people.

Some of them (in the story from my newspaper) are retired people. So kesian, they worked hard all their lives but they don't have enough savings.
They DO own flats - small apartments built by the Housing Development Board (HDB), now called the Housing Board, but how to bring in money in their golden years?

Note that most, if not all, of these flats in Singapore are on 99-year leases.
And note that unlike Malaysia or Indonesia, Singapore is like Japan - where the number of OLD PEOPLE will outnumber young ones in a few years' time.

Well, the Darul Dollar government is paid lots of dollars because they have to think of new ideas to help the poor.
They came out with HDB lease buybacks. Apa ini?

Basically, if you own a small flat and you are old, you can sell the ownership in 30 years' time to the government. In return, you get monthly income, say Sing $400 a month, for 30 years. Enough if you live frugally - no major foreign holidays, or new 46inch TVs, or big makans at Michelin-star restaurants.
After 30 years, you will hope to have died (that is why the scheme is for old people), the flat becomes the government's flat and it can rent the apartment out or sell it.
It protects the poor-old guys for 30 years in the meantime.

Why I am telling a Temasek propaganda story?
It is a good idea to help poor-old people, I thought. It can be adapted for other countries.
(There are of course reservations about 'what if these guys are still alive then? Do we throw them out of their flats?' But to join, you must be at least 62 years old, which means 30 years later, you will be 92 and won't know whether you are sleeping in a house or under a tree).


PICTURE: Under the scheme, 68-year-old bachelor Chia Boon Chuan will be paid more than $400 a month for the rest of his life. -- ST PHOTO: LIM WUI LIANG


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The Straits Times, June24, 2009.

First payouts from HDB lease buyback scheme

RETIRED taxi driver Chia Boon Chuan was all smiles yesterday as he became one of the first home owners to receive a payout from the Housing Board's new Lease Buyback Scheme (LBS).

The 68-year-old bachelor has been living alone in his two-room Queensway flat for more than 40 years. With no children to provide financial support, he has been dipping into his savings and annuities for the past eight years.

Now, under the LBS, he has received a $5,000 upfront payment and will be paid more than $400 a month for the rest of his life, in exchange for the tail-end of the 99-year lease of his flat.

'I'm very, very happy,' Mr Chia said. 'I even tried to persuade some of my neighbours and friends to apply...I'm saving up my money for a rainy day, but I'll probably buy a laptop later as at the moment I've no computer.'

Five other home owners also received cheques from the HDB yesterday. A total of 344 applications had been received as of yesterday.

Under the scheme, the HDB will buy back the tail-end of a flat's lease at market rate, leaving the household with a remaining 30-year lease. A $10,000 subsidy will be given and half of this paid upfront. The other half, along with the money for the lease, will be used to buy a new CPF Life annuity in the home owner's name that will provide a monthly stream of income for life.

Applicants have to undergo financial counselling to ensure they understand the terms and conditions of the scheme. For instance, they cannot bequeath the flat to their children.

The LBS targets those without the option of living in a rental flat, downgrading to a smaller flat, sub-letting their entire flat, or relying on family support, said Mr Tay Kim Poh, HDB's chief executive.

He explained: 'The applicants (so far) are...mostly retirees who don't have other sources of incomes. Most of them are living (only) with their spouse, so in that sense they do not get much family support from their children.

'This is a good scheme for them as it provides a steady source of income for their retirement needs. And they can continue to live in the same flat - the same environment which they're familiar with.'

Another of those who received a payout yesterday was retired driving instructor Koh Meng Seng, 78. He thinks the monthly income will enable him to go for a holiday and reduce the financial burden on his son, who gives him $6,000 a year.

Madam Ng Siew Yong, 58, who works part-time at Sheng Siong Supermarket, lives in a Commonwealth flat with her retired husband Ng Tiong Gee, 72. They do not take money from their two sons, both married and with children, as 'they have their own families to raise'.

'I will save this money so that if anything happens, I can use it and won't have to borrow money from other people,' said Madam Ng.

The HDB has been conducting outreach programmes since March to promote the LBS. Mr Tay estimated 90 per cent of the 25,000 low-income elderly residents eligible for the scheme are now in the know. He added that the response to the LBS has been 'encouraging'.

Some residents have requested that the scheme be extended to cover a wider range of flats, including four- and five-roomers.

Mr Tay said the scheme is relatively new, with feedback still coming in, but added that 'we'll have to review and see whether we can extend the scheme to the other groups'.

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Neda


I wrote here about my old feelings about the 1979 Iranian Revolution.
Now, something else has been sparked in Iran (apart from the daily street demos).

Malaysia's Reformasi in 1998 exploded after one picture - Anwar Ibrahim with a black eye.
In Iran today, remember the name Neda Agha Soltan or Neda Soltani.
I am too sad to say anything else - Google and Youtube 'Neda Iran' and you will find lots of stories and pictures on what happened.
Someone already put out a wikipedia entry for her.
Just be aware that the images are very graphic.
Her father was beside her when she died, because they were doing street demo together. I shudder to think if it was my daughter.

Tonight, I was also reminded of the violence on the streets of Malaysia in 1998 and 1999, the same streets where I had teared and cried on.
So I plucked out an old story I wrote in 2004 soon after Anwar was released by Abdullah Badawi - see below.
At that time, no one knew whether Anwar would go to the streets again.

I wrote the article (below) then in about two hours, tearing all over again because it was an emotional episode of my life.
I mean, how many times have you seen police and young men fighting on the streets?
And guys burning tyres in the middle of the road in Kampung Baru?
And a TV3 being kicked by a bunch of angry boys near the KL court complex?
And being tear-gassed and cannon-sprayed at the same time, running for cover with makciks and minahs.

But you know what?
In all that long list of street demonstrations from 1998 to 2009, no one in Malaysia died.
A very good record.
In Iran since last week, many have already died in the demo's.
A pity for a beautiful country with rich history.

When someone dies, a Muslim who is told about it is to say:
'Inna lillah, wa inna ilaihi rojiun'.
From Allah we came, and to Him we shall return.



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The Straits Times, Sept 17, 2004.

No return please to dark days of tears and fears



By Reme Ahmad
Malaysia Bureau Chief

KUALA LUMPUR - I have a confession to make: I have cried on the streets of Malaysia many times. And I have felt real fear for my life as I witnessed intense street fighting between groups of angry Malaysians and the police. My tears flowed freely as I ran helter skelter with hundreds of others to escape tear gas, or jets of pepper water sprayed by the police water-cannon trucks. I have cried in my heart and trembled as I watched riot police wielding batons and shields charge at supporters of Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim. Woe to those who failed to flee on time, or foolishly stood their ground. This was in the weeks and months after the former deputy premier was arrested. Datuk Seri Anwar was sacked on Sept 2, 1998. He was arrested 18 days later, after leading some 50,000 protesters in Kuala Lumpur. Dozens marched to the official residence of then-prime minister Mahathir Mohamad that night, some with the intention of burning it down. From that night, many reformasi jalanan or 'street reformasi' protests were held. I have seen pakciks (uncles) and some bleeding young men, aunties and minahs (young girls), arrested and dragged into police trucks. Those scenes of 1998 to 2000 ran through my mind as I watched the release of Datuk Seri Anwar on Sept 1, and wrote reports on his expected return to politics. During those street battles, my every survival instinct told me to flee. But my duty as a journalist then for the Reuters news agency forced me to stand my ground. My press pass once saved me and a colleague from being walloped by a group of riot police with batons and canes. For reporters covering the demonstrations, the warning to run came when the police rang a bell on its flaming-red lead truck. It signalled that the cops had had enough of reformasi chants and taunts for the day. This would be followed by the spraying of itchy pepper water and then a police charge. If the crowd kept regrouping, tear-gas canisters were fired into the crowd. Things often got emotional. I remembered tearing as I called the office to report that some youths had started a fire from a rubbish heap. Moments later, others kicked and clubbed a passing TV3 car. Datuk Seri Anwar's followers were angry with the local media for 'biased' reporting. The street demos were only one aspect of the Anwar fervour that I witnessed. I covered his press conferences from late-1994 when I first arrived in Malaysia. He was the suave deputy premier, finance minister and deputy Umno president. I noticed his impeccable dressing - from well-cut suits and colourful ties to shiny shoes. And he wooed the foreign media even as Tun Dr Mahathir pooh-poohed them. But later, I saw his confidence faltering as he tried to defend himself against accusations that he was plotting to oust his mentor, Tun Dr Mahathir.
And then, on Sept 2, 1998, his sacking stunned the nation.
Reporters like me tailed him as he toured Penang, Kedah, Terengganu and Kelantan to spread his anger. Thousands heard him, including 30,000 in Kota Baru. On Sept 20, when he was arrested, police commandos with balaclavas, bullet-proof vests and sub-machineguns broke into his house just as he ended a press conference. The hiss of the angry crowd was frightening as it watched Datuk Seri Anwar being whisked away, appearing a month later with a black eye caused by beatings at the hands of the then-police chief. I covered many of his court trials, sitting through incredible scenes such as when a stained mattress was brought in to show that it was allegedly used by Datuk Seri Anwar in his sexual adventures. Or his outbursts in court about high-level government corruption and conspiracy, some of which the judge ruled as irrelevant and asked the media not to report. After Datuk Seri Anwar was put behind bars, the street protests continued for a few more months until the government arrested a number of the ring leaders. Reporters sometimes joke about how we miss those days. But I know that, in our hearts, nobody wants the return of those dark days.
Too many people have
cried on the streets.

Sapi Suci!* - PAS kembali! (parti kalis-talqin)


(*Kata mat salleh: Holy Cow!)

Saya sekarang ada istilah baru untuk PAS - kalis-talqin.
Baru ditalqinkan oleh saya minggu lalu, parti kedua kesayangan ramai dengan hampir sejuta anggota, kita bersatu balik (Parti kesayangan ramai tetap Umno dengan 3.2 juta anggota).
Jangkaan saya ialah PAS akan terkubur buat beberapa minggu, sehingga selepas pilihanraya kecil Manek Urai.

Tetapi nampaknya semuanya khalas selepas Nik Aziz Nik Mat mengadakan pertemuan sulit dengan Haron Din di KL Jumaat malam lalu.
Dan selepas itu Anwar Ibrahim berjumpa dengan Nik Aziz di Kota Baru semalam (Ahad).

Ini kata-kata yang menunjukkan mereka bersatu kembali:

@ “All of Umno have been manipulating this issue. It is an evil way to pit us against each other, it is not for unity.”
- PAS president Hadi Awang.

@ “We reject the unity government. We are united in the struggle for the dignity of Islam in this country,” PAS spiritual leader Nik Aziz Nik Mat.

Nasharudin Mat Isa pun kembali hidup apabila Nik Aziz menarik balik penghalauannya dari PAS.

Monday, 22 June 2009

Another Malaysian enters Temasek hospital

What is it with Malaysia's elite?
At the point of sounding like a non-patriotic Singaporean (but a patriotic half-Malaysian), why is it that every time you all sakit mesti masuk hospital Singapore?

Whether kings, top politikus or high-end types.
Are Malaysian doctors not good enough?
Or it it because you got something to hide? Like maybe details of your sickness will be leaked?
(Apols if I sounded harsh. Sarapan pagi ni tak sedap, sebab tu marah sikit).

I don't know, but I remember a certain prime minister in the past did his heart bypass overseas. But when he kena the second heart bypass he made sure he did it at Institut Jantung Negara - yeah the same one that some idiot company wanna buy.
That PM used local doctors too, to show that local talent is just as good - or maybe he thought nak mati baik mati dekat homeground.
My two children were born in Mount Elizabeth Hospital (I can't really afford it then, but I didn't want their birth certs to show like mine - Place of Birth: Kandang Kerbau Hospital).
So I know that Mount E. (as Singaporeans called it) has a lot of specialists, good ones.

Tetapi kalau sakit biasa tak payah lah masuk hospital negeri orang. Lu orang takde sense of patriotism ke? Taknak tolong negeri sendiri?
Biar orang miskin mampos kat Malaysia, lu orang nak mati kat luar negeri?
How to raise standards if the elite all run away?

Same with education.
How many of talk-big Malaysian ministers have their kids study locally?
Check the names of all your ministers. And then ask how many of them sent their kids to local schools.
Same with top opposition politicians.
How to improve the system when the guys who talked so much about it are also scared to send their kids here in Malaysia....?!?!
I am not talking about universities. I am talking about primary and secondary schools.
Malulah.

Sunday, 21 June 2009

Iran bleeds

I supported the 1979 Khomeini revolution.
Many Muslims did.
A bunch of poor guys without weapons, led by an old cleric based in Paris, threw out the Americano-backed Peacock Throne of Shah Reza Pahlavi.
But now, the so-called Islamic regime - corrupt and poor at handling a growing, educated population (sounds familiar?) - apparently cheated.
Iran 1979 was a turning point for many Muslims. Because after this was the Afghan invasion by the Soviets.
I was in school. We all become radicalised. We got tired of waiting for our own corrupt leaders to help us find our souls and our respect.
I joined Tabligh, Muhammadiyah, Darul Arqam/Muslim Converts Association, Pertapis.
I found my soul and my self-respect.

Today, Iran bleeds.
I weep.

Singapore - Meet the Poor People of Darul Dollar

PICTURE: Living room and kitchen-dining in 1-room flat. Just add one small sleeping room and one loo, and errr.... that's all there is.


I've written about the rich and super-rich of Temasek Darul Dollar - how the city-state with two links to Malaysia attracts Gong Li and Jet Li.
And how you must be seen in a Maserati or Porsche to claim bragging rights that you have made it. Especially if your cars have open-top - because only rich idiots will drive without a roof in because they can afford the medical bills from sunstroke and dust mites.
I have seen Beetles, Porsches, Rolls, Beemers, Mercs with top down racing along the highways (I am always the guy in the cab or tumpang kawan lah).
But my fav is still the small Daihatsu Copen open top which is quite popular here.

And I've written about the nation with the most number of US-dollar millionaires.


Anyway, the real reason for this posting is to show a very good story ran by my paper yesterday (Saturday). It is about the POOR of Singapore's 4.8 million people (1 million expats).
In any society not everyone can be zillionaires and highly-paid officials. There will always be servants and the underclass to serve these guys.

In Singapore, the lowest a poor guy can go down to, housing-wise, is having to live in a "1-room" flat (ie unless he wants to live illegally in the bushes in forest-less Temasek).
A flat is about 280 sq ft in size = roughly 14 ft long by 20 ft wide. In this tiny area is your living room, kitchen/dining, one loo and a bedroom.

(Basic fact: Some 85 per cent of Singaporeans live in housing board public flats, including myself. Only the remaining 15 per cent live in condos and landed property. So in Singapore, if a friend of yours tells you he lives in a condo and especially on landed property, that guy/his family is a Sing-dollar millionaire, or almost.
(This is because a three-bedroom condo in Singapore costs easily S$1 mil/RM2.3 mil. I daresay all landed houses - terrace houses - cost at least S$1 mil).
(A three-bedroom public housing flat - called a "5-room flat" in Singapore - isn't cheap either. Some have been sold for S$700,000!)
(Want to check how much a RESALE flat costs in Singapore - try here. Very accurate info. If you use this as a guide, you won't be cheated when buying-selling a flat. If you wanna try to buy a flat in my area, type: Flat Type 5 room, HDB town Bishan, Block No 100 to 200. Click I Accept. And you will get the price of actual prices done).


Anyway I keep digressing.
In the story, a group of newly grads for one month knocked on the doors of every unit of a block of 1-room flat in Jalan Kukoh to find out the profile of the denizens.
I didn't even know Jalan Kukoh (Kukuh would be new Malayo spelling) existed. Because to most Singaporeans, the 1-room flats are in the Bukit Merah-Redhill area.

They found that the income-gap is too huge.
The government often helps these people for sure - some retirees whose children have abandoned them, others just those with no skills.


To Malaysian friends who often ask: Orang Melayu kena tindas kat Singapore, kan?
Although no data is given here, you can be sure that most of the poor in Singapore are Malay. But there is no institutional much-abused affirmative action programme that work against the minorities, like allegedly in Malaysia or South Africa.
You wanna rise, you fight baby, there are many help schemes available. I am not saying every Malay is happy with this, but those who rose can go out to the world proudly.

That is why Singaporean Malays like me who fought all the way to the (not so high) top, found some of the middle-class and rich Malay Malaysians disgusting.
They have made it through the Bumi policy (lawyers, managers, engineers, cronies), cukup lah. Give back to the still-poor in the village.
But NO, they still want free school textbooks and grab to buy flats for the poor, and licences to run stalls etc. Sial punya manusia.



Here is the story from the students.


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Old block, new faces

THE STRAITS TIMES, June 20,2009.


Rental flats today are no longer just a shelter for the destitute. With the worsening economy, some middle-class families, faced with financial hardship, have been forced to downgrade. How are the newly poor, who are now moving into one-room flats, coping with their new environment, envy and hostility?

THIS is the last place Mr Ramah Arif (not his real name), 33, expected to end up.

A cheap, far from cheerful one-room rental flat, hostile neighbours and about as far down the housing ladder as one can go.

In 2006, he moved into Block 2, Jalan Kukoh after selling his four-room flat in Little India. He had quit his job to care for his ailing mother who was diagnosed with Churg-Strauss syndrome. The disease, which attacks a person's blood vessels, had left her bedridden.

'I couldn't keep up with the mortgage without the steady income,' says Mr Ramah.

With his parents divorced and his sister married with her own family, the bachelor has spent over $20,000 of his savings on his mum's medical bills in the past three years.

Before he moved in, the business administration diploma holder who worked as an accounts manager for a local telecommunications firm used to earn more than $3,000 a month - easily five times that of the average blue-collar resident living in the block.

He had never before seen the interior of a one-room rental flat, let alone lived in one.

He is not alone. A survey last year of 264 units in the same block found that half its residents had downgraded from three- and four-room flats in new towns such as Yishun, Woodlands and Sengkang.

Most were plagued by financial problems. Others had lost their jobs, from around 1998 to 2005, when an estimated 126,000 people in Singapore were laid off and forced to sell their flats when they could not meet their mortgages.

The loss of status has made it a painful, even humiliating, transition. Many still struggle daily to deal with the smallness, litter, crime and disregard for social niceties in a rental block.

There are 42,800 HDB rental flats in Singapore today. These one- and two- room flats, each ranging from 26 to 45 sq m, were first built by the HDB in the 1960s to provide immediate housing for people cleared from their squatters and slums.

But as the HDB began building bigger flats and introducing home ownership schemes, these rental flats became subsidised housing for the elderly and destitute. Depending on the size of the flat, monthly rent ranges from $26 to $275.

To rent such a flat, one must be a Singaporean or Permanent Resident aged over 21, with a total monthly household income not exceeding $1,500, and apply with a 'proper family nucleus', such as with a spouse or parents. Singles above 35 can apply with other singles.

NEW RESIDENTS

AS PART of the Housing Board's Rental Flat Upgrading Project since 2001, the ageing estate of Block 2 has seen various upgrades such as better lifts, metal grilles for doors and hand-grips for the elderly.

But these physical changes are minor, compared with the changing tenant base at Block 2, as the downturn creates a whole new class of residents.

These new entrants usually come from middle-income backgrounds. Some are single parents getting over a divorce, others are middle-aged former home-owners who have fallen on hard times, yet others are cost-conscious newly-weds starting families.

Generally, the newcomers are better- educated, possess at least a primary school education and are comfortable speaking English. Quite a few work as professionals, managers, executives and technicians and think of Block 2 as transitional housing.

Contrast this to the earlier generations of residents: mostly elderly, who have never had formal education and have erratic incomes as odd-job labourers. Many have lived in Block 2 for up to 30 years.

Newcomers like Ms June Tong, who moved into the block in 2006, have much better odds of gaining employment.

Ms Tong, 64, who studied till Secondary 4, kept her receptionist job at the Law Society of Singapore despite a recent retrenchment exercise, thanks to her command of English and work record. 'I'm just glad that I'm still employed even though I had to take a 50 per cent pay cut,' she says.

But the pay cut came at a bad time, just after she and her husband had to sell their four-room Yishun flat to help clear their son's business debts.

Unable to afford another home, they applied for a one-room rental flat, which costs them $33 a month and up to $70 in municipal bills. The rest of Mrs Tong's income, about $1,000 a month, goes towards the couple's medical expenses.

Meanwhile, Ms Jean Teo (not her real name), 28, moved in with her eight- year-old daughter in 2006, after ending her marriage and leaving her ex-husband's four-room flat in Jurong West.

The well-spoken and stylish events planner looks every inch the successful executive, a far cry from the average grey-haired resident of Block 2.

But although she may not look the part, her monthly income of $1,300 and legal custody of her child - which means she has a 'proper family nucleus' - qualifies her to rent a flat.

CLOSED DOORS, SMELLY LIFTS

FOR newcomers like her, deteriorating family ties - due to divorce, abandonment or strained relationships - are the push factor towards rental housing.

But the move is far more than swapping a large living space for a smaller one. The cultural and social dislocations can be traumatic.

House-proud newcomers bristle at what they see as a blatant disregard for the environment among older residents.

The ground floor of Block 2 piles up with rubbish every day as older residents simply bundle up trash and hurl it out the windows.

Metal cans, glass bottles and the odd chair rain down on the uncovered concrete walkway outside provision shops on the ground level, such that shopkeepers have resorted to hoisting tarpaulins to shelter their goods.

There are also complaints of people urinating and defecating in the lifts although such incidents have been fewer since upgrading works recently began.

'I was just walking out of the block when a packet of curry rice dropped onto me,' recalls 43-year-old Madam Kusnah Abdullah, a food stall helper, who downgraded from a five-room flat in Sengkang three years ago.

The curry rice was an unwelcome accessory to the new baju kurung she had bought specially for Hari Raya.

'There is no point in hanging my washing outside since it will be stained by those living upstairs,' grumbles Madam Kusnah, who lives on the third floor. She now hangs her laundry on a rack indoors.

Newer residents like her blame the elderly tenants, accusing them of having no consideration for their surroundings.

Former cabby C.H. Yap, 60, who moved in last year with his wife after downgrading from a Sengkang executive flat, says residents blatantly litter in lift lobbies.

'People here do not care,' says the part-time martial arts instructor, who moved to Jalan Kukoh after his savings were wiped out in 2006 by heavy losses in the stock market.

'I have to speak to them nicely, convince them to throw their rubbish properly and even thank them.

'I tried complaining to the town council about the rubbish and inconsiderate actions since I moved in. But it still happens,' he says with a sigh.

The Jalan Besar Town Council has posted notices throughout the block, warning residents to stop dumping rubbish out of the window, but to little avail.

The littering mirrors a deeper malaise and a lack of community spirit that often thrives at owner-occupied HDB estates.

'It's like a dead town,' complains Mr Mohammad Amin, 57, a security officer, who downgraded from a four-room flat in Choa Chu Kang after divorcing his wife and selling the flat.

Community spirit in rental estates rarely gets a foothold because of the high turnover rate of residents. Many newcomers see rental housing as a transition phase and cannot be bothered to interact with their neighbours.

They also point to the drunks, drug abusers and loan sharks who occasionally lurk in the stairwells. To avoid trouble, many residents just padlock their doors. Even on weekends, when most are home, the corridors of Block 2 are unnervingly silent.

Mr Pang Chai Kang, 41, says he witnessed his first drug raid the very first month he moved in. Until February, the odd-job labourer used to live in a cramped two-room 484 sq ft flat in Marine Terrace with his mother.

So he had no qualms about moving with his new Thai wife into the marginally-smaller 355 sq ft flat at Jalan Kukoh, their temporary matrimonial home until they save up enough to buy their own flat.

But unlike in Marine Terrace, Mr Pang noticed that residents in his new block keep to themselves and hardly speak to one another. Even an exchange of greetings is done silently, with a wave or nod of the head.

It is unsettling but hardly surprising.

A 2003 HDB study on public housing study showed that one-room flat residents know the least number of neighbours, compared with residents of other unit types.

Madam Siti Rashidah, 33, who is unemployed and moved in in 2006, says: 'I'm just so disappointed in the people living here.'

In March, when her depressive husband beat up her father, no one on her floor bothered to help, even though she screamed for assistance. In the end, she called the police who helped to break up the fight.

'Some residents keep their doors locked shut to avoid any contact with strangers,' says a police spokesman.

The police now pay regular visits to the estate and educate residents on crime prevention measures.

But most residents figure their best protection is reclusiveness.

When he works the night shift as a security officer, Mr Amin sends his 17-year-old daughter Nuratika to stay at his friend's house.

'It's too quiet here. If something happens to my daughter, no one will know,' says the single father.

Ms Masriani Akab, 31, a condominium cleaner, has seen many drug users and illegal cigarette peddlers hovering around the void deck since she moved into Block 2 in 2006.

'I was very scared when police raided the flat opposite mine because the people inside were selling duty-unpaid cigarettes. I often see glue sniffers at the staircases,' she says.

She now makes sure her 58-year-old mother stays at a relative's home while she is at work during the day, something that had never crossed her mind before when they lived with her brother in his four-room flat at Old Airport Road.

INCREASED POLICE PATROLS

A RETIRED police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, says substance abuse has been a problem in Jalan Kukoh since the 1980s.

But increased police patrols and raids have brought the situation under control over the last decade.

Still, Ms Masriani feels unsettled.

'For now, I just close the door to avoid any trouble,' she says.

Another bone of contention is sub-letting, when residents illegally let out their unit or part of it to others.

Mr Ramah loathes this and has blown the whistle on one of his neighbours.

'We pay low rent, typically between $33 and $128 per month, but these people charge their illegal tenants 10 or even 20 times more,' he says, adding that it is unfair for tenants to profit by sub-letting the flats for up to $1,000 a month.

According to recent figures released by the HDB, flats seized for illegally sub-letting increased fivefold last year. In August last year, as many as 147 rental flats were recovered as a result of this offence, compared to 28 in 2007.

The HDB conducts routine inspections and has stepped up enforcement of its rules against sub-letting of one- and two-room flats.

Offenders are evicted at once and face a five-year ban from renting or buying HDB property.

But social workers say sub-letting is just too lucrative an opportunity to turn down for many poorer tenants, who are often approached by interested parties.

'Many of these old folks have never earned or seen so much money before in their lives so it's very tempting to give in,' says Ms Mabel Wong, 43, a volunteer from the Lions Befrienders, who has been helping out in Jalan Kukoh for 16 years.

Of course, it is not just the upward mobility of the newcomers which rubs the old guard the wrong way but the real reminders of it, especially when they move in with their flashy gadgets and plush furniture from their old lives.

At first glance, Mr Ramah looks to be living it up. His small apartment is crammed with a giant plasma TV set, a designer couch, an exercise bicycle and a fish tank filled with a dozen koi.

But the modern conveniences do not reflect his current predicament, he maintains. 'All these are from my old home. I bought them when times were good.'

He had no money to spare for new furniture after moving to Block 2 since his savings had dwindled because of his mother's medical bills. So he has to make do with the bulky furniture from his old flat, even though there is hardly any walking space.

Yet some older residents, whose houses are bare, seem resentful. He notes a few have a disconcerting habit of staring into his flat, wordlessly, as if 'checking out' his stuff.

About four months ago, Mr Ramah and his mother were watching TV when a middle-aged, heavily-tattooed neighbour, who lives two doors away, strode towards his flat.

He walked up to his door, carrying what looked like a '30cm-long knife' concealed within a rolled-up newspaper, and challenged him to a fight.

'It was ridiculous. Why should I give in, make him happy and fight him?' says Mr Ramah, who immediately rang the police.

When the police arrived, the neighbour accused Mr Ramah of being a snob and 'looking down' on him.

In his own defence, Mr Ramah, who denies any condescending behaviour towards his neighbours, says:

'I open my door, not to show off the interior of my home, but to improve the ventilation.'

But for the less well-off, appearances are everything.

And poorer, older residents struggle to understand how their new neighbours can be stuck with financial burdens similar to theirs.

Madam Zaimah Buntak, 43, a part-time cleaner, who moved to Block 2 some 12 years ago, gripes: 'Some of those who moved in recently don't look like they have money problems. Some can even afford to drive cars.'

The one-room flat has been the setting for her second marriage to another divorcee, Mr Talib Abdul Rahman, 52. They have a combined salary of $500 a month from their jobs as temporary cleaners.

Before Jalan Kukoh, they camped outdoors at Fort Canning Park for three whole years.

They consider their sparsely-furnished rental flat, which has a TV and a fridge donated by relatives, a big step up from where they came from. For them, it is as good as it gets.

'One-room flats should be for people who have difficulties getting jobs and no money to buy other types of houses,' she says. To many newcomers, it is just a temporary, stop-gap measure and they cannot wait to move out, she adds.

While Ms Teo has come to terms with Block 2's harsh living conditions, she is dead set against having her eight-year-old daughter grow up in the neighbourhood.

'I hear about stabbing cases and there are loan sharks who come regularly to splash paint on doors,' says the concerned mother, who makes her daughter stay with a family member on weekdays.

Mr Ramah has similar getaway plans. 'I will get back to work as soon as my mother's condition stabilises so that I can save up to buy a bigger flat,' he says.

But while younger tenants have time on their side, it is nearly impossible for long-term residents like unemployed Mr Andy Ong (not his real name), 58, to effect an escape.

The late-1990s downturn forced the former construction contractor to fold all three of his companies and sell his four-room flat in Bukit Merah to clear his debts.

'Only if I get a windfall from buying 4-D, then I will definitely move out,' he says.

PICTURE: Living room, kitchen. That's it, really.

Saturday, 20 June 2009

Lesson 101 for Najib - Consult all top players

Let's get one BASIC fact correct first:
The bridge to join Changi and Pengerang (or its vicinity) is NOT, NOT and NOT a 'Third Bridge' between the two countries of Singapore and Johor.
It would be the Second Bridge lah.
Or else call it the Third Link.

The Causeway is a ROAD, not a bridge.
Apasal lu orang semua bodoh sangat? (Ini semua orang media lah).
Kau tak tahu bezakan antara jalan dan jamban-tan?

The First Bridge is the one linking Tuas and Tanjung Kupang.
That's why the clever officials who built it called the bridge as the Second LINK.
Yes, LINK, not Bridge, stupido maximo!
Apasal korang tak gi sekolah dulu!?!?!



Anyway, I was quite surprised when it emerged that Prime Minister Najib Razak did NOT consult the Sultan of Johor and the Johor state government (aka MB Ghani Othman) before announcing in Singapore recently that he wants a "third bridge" linking the Tiny Middle Kingdom and the east coast of Johor.
Apa hal?
I thought all this while that the SOP is always to let the top players in the loop when the federal government wants to do big things in a state.

If the state government is under BN, like Johor is, basically you can ram the idea through. Though you would want to inform them first, surely, to get some feedback.
And if the state has a Malay Ruler (not a Governor like in Penang, Melaka, Sabah and Sarawak) it should be common sense to meet and tell him of an upcoming mega project and its benefits.
Especially when the Ruler is the Sultan of Johor who has an independent mind.

And on such a sensitive issue after Johor only last year lost Batu Puteh/Pedra Branca to Singapore. The Sultan last year said he would do everything he could to 'get back' Batu Puteh (from Singapore's point of view, the piece of rock had always been its territory).
Even the weakling Abdullah Badawi had the presence of mind to consult Sultan Iskandar before launching the South Johor Economic Region, now known as Iskandar Malaysia.

Takpe lah.
Back to Diplomacy Lesson 101 for the PM who is less than 100 days in office then.

Several people have already said this: Now that Sultan Iskandar wants the idea nixed, PM Najib is likely to agree, especially since Singapore has made it known that it wants to get sand supply in return. A very unpopular idea in Malaysia and especially in Johor.


Footnote: Some Malaysian commentators have said that Singapore would benefit from the third link. I think this is wrong.
From my point of view, I think JOHOR and MALAYSIA will gain the most (ie if minus the sand sale lah).

Once (IF?) the Second Bridge is up, who will be driving across it to the other side in droves?
Guess:
(a) Singaporeans (from the near-Changi residential estates of Pasir Ris, Tampines, Bedok, Geylang, Katong), OR
(b) Johoreans (Desaruians, KotaTinggians, PasirGudangites, Plentongites, even non-Johor types from southern Pahang).

My guess is (a).
This means that many Singaporeans will cross over to:
- enjoy the sun and surf
- go to malls and supermarts (that will be built), and even
- buy houses and condos by the sea, and
- stay in beach hotels.
All to be built by enterprising Malaysian developers and businessmen (and government agencies too).
This is because each S$1 will convert to RM2.35 - more than double!

Few Johoreans will come through this Third Link simply because their RM1 will convert to Sing43 cents - less than half!
Yang orang Johor nak masuk Singapore makan rojak Geylang atau beli ikan-sayur kat pasar Bedok buat apa? Nak makan ayam penyet kat Changi hawker centre? Gila!
Nak tinggal kat hotel Geylang? Beli condo kat Tampines? Tak perlu!

In other words, the Third Link might well reduce business for the supermarts, malls and hawker centres around the Changi area.

The only regular traffic from the Malaysian side would likely be lorries carrying goods to be exported via Changi airport.
Or lorries carrying food supplies - say vege from Cameron Highlands - to Singapore's east coast areas.

If you want to export goods via the two Singapore ports, no need to come to Changi.
One Singapore port is in Jurong, so use the Second link.
The main one is in southern Singapore - near Tanjung Pagar KTM railway station. Use the Causeway.
(Malaysian products are exported through Singapore ports, not Port Klang or Port of Tanjung Pelepas, due to better connectivity. Ie the goods can reach the destination faster cos of direct connection, rather than having to transit somewhere else. Just like many Malaysian catch international flights at Changi Airport via KLIA).

So net-net, Singapore businesses in the east could Lose if a second bridge is built, as all the Singaporeans cabut masuk Johor over the weekend!
Heck, the Malayos of Geylang and Bedok could drive all the way to Kuantan, Kuala Terengganu and Kota Baru faster to enjoy keropok lekor, batik, nasi dagang and songket!
Jangan lupa ayam percik, makcik.

Thursday, 18 June 2009

Talqin untuk PAS

LATEST BUZZ 9.50am FRIDAY

An ardent PAS watcher texted me this morning saying Nik Aziz Nik Mat has denied asking Nasharudin to leave the party.
You gotta be kidding me right? So all the media were lying? Or interpret him wrongly? When quite a few put his words in QUOTES.
But to be fair, let's see. Species wartawan ni kadang memang jahat.

Also new party info chief Idris Ahmad is appealing for calm all round and wait for instructions, says harakahdaily.net.
Errr.... instructions from which side?


LATEST 11.45am

NST has Tok Guru saying he didn't ask Nasha to quit, yet in same breath he said Nasha should quit if the guy continues to support unity talks. - see here.
Sama lah tu! Apa ni? Main-main game pulak.


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EARLIER POST, THURSDAY 10.35pm


Tanda-tanda tongkang PAS dah pecah .

- Semalam, seorang bertaraf Tok Guru menghalau keluar Timbalan Presiden partinya macam kita halau anjing.
- Hari ini menurut media, PAS Kelantan di Manek Urai tak mahu tampal poster Presiden parti.
- Hari ini di Kelantan, tiga orang ketua perhubungan dijangka ditukar ganti sebab menyokong golongan ulama.
- Ada yang kata tak mahu jemput Hadi Awang datang berkempen pun.
- Hari ini di Parlimen, hampir setengah dari Ahli Parlimen PAS berkeputusan untuk tidak berkecuali lagi.

Buat apa nak adakan pertemuan? Nasi dah menjadi najis.
Tak payah tunggu esok, kita kafankan dan talqinkan sekarang juga.
Kita kuburkan Pakatan Rakyat.

Kita kembali kepada parti yang stabil dan kuat.
Yang menjaga hati semua rakyat.
Parti yang menjaga keamanan negeri, harta rakyat, yang adil dan saksama.
Selamat datang ke PAP dan Temasek Darul Dollar.
Kahkahkah.


Terngiang-ngiang lagi di telinga saya sorakan jalanan reformasi:
"Hancur hancur. Hancur BN".
"Undur undur. Undur BN".

Kalau game bodoh PAS ni diteruskan, siapa yang akan Hancur, siapa yang kena Undur?
Baru dapat kuasa sikit dah berkelahi macam budak-budak. Macam mana nak takbir negara?