Terima kasih kepada Jho Low - kan saya dah kata budak ni terror-merror nak bantu naikkan nama Malaysia (for a fee, of course).
Walaupun Paris nak lancarkan beg dan perfumenya dia sini, wartawan tentu ada banyak soalan nak tanya beliau.
Ini sidang media Paris di Kampung Baru selepas makan nasi lemak (tepi longkang) yang lazat:
2) Anwar ni ada kes meliwat, lagi. Apa pandangan Puan sebagai warga New York, the capital city of the world? Ada jumpa Anwar's No.1 fan, John Mallott, baru-baru ini? Bantai sikit sistem kehakiman kami, Maam - Insider.
3) Kak Paris, DAP kata orang Cainis bukan pendatang. Perkasa kata Cainis pendatang dan tak patut masuk mejid dan soorau. Amacam? - Agendadaily.
4) Kuan Yew kata Malaysia kocar-kacir sedangkan Singapore demokrasi yang terbaik seantero galaxy, walhal burung pun takut nak nyanyi kat sana. Boleh bandingkan US of A dengan demokrasi Temasek? Tak faham? Orh maaf - Temasek ialah nama Singapore dulu sebelum diserang todak dan Melayu ramai mati dan tinggal sikit, sebab Sultan bertitah mereka pakai betis nak tahan serangan. - Utusan.
5) Maam, antara nasi lemak, briyani dan bakkutteh, Maam suka nasi lemak kan, kan, kan? Tak faham? Coconut rice with syiok sambal, Indian fragrant rice with fattening lamb and pig bones soup with garlic. - Star Metro.
6) Puan cantik manis, katanya nak melawat mejid besi Putrajaya? Dah beli tudung warna apa, puan? Alamak, dia jawab warna "chartreuse"? Apa colour tu, huh? - Metro.
7) What you think of WanMalaysia? Can or not? Better than Iselam ada Had ada Hari? - Straits Times Singapork.
8) Apasal anda suka nah dengan mamat Jho Low tu - hensome ke dia? Macam durian masak je, maam. - The Paper That Cares.
9) Maam, you pakai batik hari ni - ini batik asal dari Indonesia, kan? - wakil Antara di KL.
Press handler, Fox Media: Ini soalan terakhir.... tolong jangan tanya tentang tanah KTM dan Singapore. Itu scoop kami kejap lagi dari sumber unit ekonomi PM Najib.
10) Agak-agak nak jadi warga Malaysia tak? Atau anda lebih suka duduk di UK? - Malaysia Today.
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11 comments:
LOL! definitely dia akan jawab something. tapi apa jawapan dia? kahkahkah!
Rem
Budak gedik macam Paris Hilton ni kena tanya soalan gedik jugak
LOL!
kpd semua soalan, paris akan berikan jawapan standard dia, "malaysia, it's hawt!". ;D
Oh no, JL so young is already with so much money, Uncle Reme will have much more...
She'll be in S'pore in the next episode?
Selamat Aidilfitri
Over the last thirty yers government money was transferred into private hands now that money will be transferred to foreigners. Hiup Malaysia
i think the answers coming from this spoil brat will be, No komeng!
who cares???
allohhhh... i angser por Periss Iltong keyyy... all the angser is... JoLok terer....
hehehe...
Paris hilton hides drugs in her private part.The Star online{daily chili}.Today news.
Komen;Datang Malaysia tu boleh tapi hendak lah "clean".
...Mat teropong....
Rem,
Saya prefer buatan saya sendiri mengikut worldwide trend - DIY. Lagi ori dan duit pun masuk poket saya sendiri.So Ms.Palis, solly ah, u cam come but u no hawt pour moi ah.
Saya baru pulang dinner dgn Kak Paris kat Shangri La tadi di orchard.
beliau kata: terima kasih peminat semua. saya ada satu mesej utk malaisia:
"I lurve Malaisia becos i was told that it is the only country where the Malaise, the Hainanese and the Red Injuns scold one another till the cows come home, and talk down their country, yet where the economy keeps growing.
"Buy Paris parfums, not Simply CT. Heedoop Malaisia!"
LOL. Paris is not as stupid as she portrays herself. That is part of her act. Underneath, she is one savvy businesswoman. And she is quite smart too.
If she does come to Malaysia, I hope Jho tells her not to pull her act again. She hid her Coke in her vajayjay to escape the Immigration detection of drugs.
Imagine...Paris Hilton to hang to death in Malaysia for drug trafficking.
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