Bukan Saddam bodoh atau Gadaffi giler.
Mamat ni ketot saya, sehingga terpaksa pakai elevator shoes - tumit tinggi.
Suka pakai sunglasses yang besaq.
Dan rambut anita grondo - bouffant hairstyle.
Itulah Kim Jong Il.
Begitu senang nak buat jenaka tentang diktator lucu-giler ini sehingga ada movie khas untuknya, a parody of the man.
Team America World Police - Putting the 'F' Back in Freedom.
Movie gunakan patung (puppets) ni dibuat tahun 2004. Lawak habis, syiok jika nonton - tergolek-golek kat lantai. Tapi awas, ini movie untuk adult saja. Sebab adegan lucah patung lucu. Hahaha.
Dalam movie itu, beliau dipanggil Mr Il (Eel).
DAN jika anda baca obit sejak beliau mampoi, kamu akan lebih segan dengan beliau ni daripada dengan perangai bodoh Saddam dan Gaddafi, maupun Ahmedinijad dan ayatollah bodoh-giler-sombong Iran hari ini.
Mr Eel dapat elakkan sanctions dan dapat terus buat nuke technology. Bodoh kapir ni lebih pandai daripada mamat arab-parsi yang kita puja.
Malah beliau menakutkan dunia dengan nuke tests dan missile testsnya.
SAYA di meja berita paling syiok bila Korea Utara ni buat hal.
Depa buat statement mengarut.
Tenggelamkan kapal Korea Selatan.
Lepas tu tembak missiles ke pulau di Korea Selatan.
Buat test fire menuju ke Jepun.
Kumpul duit buat loji nuklear hingga habis duit dan dua juta rakyat mati kebuluran.
Berterabur satu dunia, terutama policeman of the world, Amriki mabuk todi.
Itulah jadi tajuk movie di atas tu - how the world police tried to control Mr Eel.
MUAK baca gaduh Pakatan-BN yang tak habis, saya selalu digumbirakan oleh Mr Eel. Thanks for the memories, Shortie.
KINI dan kantoi Mr Eel.
Takpelah. Kita tunggu gelagat anak ketiganya pula.
Long live dictators! Muahaha.
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seronok tengok rakyat korea u menangis 'bersungguh' bila kim jong il mati
boleh menang oscar nampaknya hahaha
Read tis..
http://listverse.com/2010/05/30/top-10-crazy-facts-about-kim-jong-il/
Tengok Kim Kardashian lagi best!
Kim Jong-Il: the craziest dude to ever lead a major Asian country. And now he's gone, leaving behind a Kim-shaped hole where our heart used to be. When he was alive, the dwarfish dictator ran roughshod over his country, sucking the people dry while indulging himself in all kinds of things. The dude pretty much used the North Korean treasury as his own personal piggy bank. Here are eleven of Kim Jong-Il's Weird Moments:
11 Kim Jong-Il Doesn't Pee Or Poop
One of the most awesome things about being a dictator of a totalitarian state is that you can basically claim anything you want is true. So when Kim Jong-Il became the bossman of North Korea, the first thing he did was have the schoolbooks rewritten to correct some... misinformation. Like the misinformation about whether he goes to the bathroom. According to Kim's official doctrine, the Dear Leader never pees or poops, because he's beyond that.
10 Kim Jong-Il Is A Master Golfer
Kim Jong-Il's mastery of anything he sets his mind to is well-known by all good citizens of the DPRK. When the tiny tyrant decided that he needed to play golf, he quickly became the best golfer the world has ever known. In his first game ever, Kim shot a staggering 38 under par at a PGA-regulated 18 hole course, including 5 holes in one. This is 25 shots better than the best golf game ever played by anyone, ever. Kim's natural aptitude for the game led him to give it up out of concern for fairness.
9 Kim Jong-Il Hates Short People
For a guy who stood something like four foot nothing, Kim Jong-Il really had a hate on for short people. The Dear Leader would typically wear four inch platform shoes when he ventured out in public. When he decided to do something about the tiniest members of his society, he did it in typically insane Kim fashion - by distributing pamphlets claiming to have invented a "wonder drug" that would make short people grow. When interested shorties showed up to try the drug, Kim had the military police ship them off to prison camps.
8 Kim Jong-Il Kidnaps Filmmakers
If there's one thing that North Korea loves to do, it's kidnap people. The Hermit Kingdom recruits new talent the old-fashioned way: by putting a bag on their heads and shipping them to Dear Leader. With Kim Jong-Il's legendary love of the movies, it's not surprising that he'd try to get some directors of his own, and in the late 70s he snatched a pair of South Korean filmmakers and kept them in the country for years, forcing them to make films based on his crazy ideas. They managed to escape and tell their stories - and then make the 3 Ninjas movies. Freedom!
7 Kim Jong-Il Has Hella OCD
The supreme overlord of the Hermit Kingdom was well-known for his intense obsessive compulsive disorder. Lil' Kim likes everything just so, and he's got the resources to make it happen. One of the best examples of this tendency is his rice. Kim Jong-Il just couldn't stand it when his rice was different lengths, so he hired a staff of women to individually inspect every single grain of rice to make sure they're the same length before cooking. Why? Lord only knows. Because he can.
6 Kim Jong-Il Can't Wait To Eat Rabbits
Famine is one of North Korea's biggest problems - literally almost all of the population is in the process of slowly starving to death. So when Kim Jong-Il heard of a German farmer who had bred giant rabbits, he quickly got in touch with him to buy a dozen to set up a breeding plan and feed the people. After the rabbits arrived, the breeder didn't hear anything from the DPRK for six months. Eventually he got a call to tell him that the breeding program was cancelled because Kim Jong-Il got impatient and ate all twelve giant rabbits for his birthday.
5 Kim Jong-Il Hates To Fly
Kim Jong-Il's contribution to the diplomatic life of Korea has been limited, for one huge reason: the tiny dude hates to fly. So when he does have to go somewhere, he does it by private train. Kim's train journeys have taken him as far abroad as Moscow, and when he's on the rails he does so in high style. His train boasts a karaoke room for big-time sing-offs as well as a gourmet kitchen, where a traveling chef prepares Kim's favorite meals: lobster and roast donkey.
4 Kim Jong-Il Invented Invisible Cell Phones
In addition to his many other good qualities, Kim Jong-Il is also a scientific genius of the highest order. Official North Korean literature claims him as the inventor of the radial tire, the microwave oven and the hologram (all of which the corrupt Western world stole from him), and at the 2010 World Cup we learned something new that Kim came up with - the invisible cell phone. According to coach Kim Jong-Su, the Dear Leader was in communication with him during games, giving him strategy tips on a cellular phone that is invisible to the naked eye.
3 Kim Jong-Il Is Loved By The World
The total media blackout in North Korea has made it possible for Kim Jong-Il to tell his subjects that he is actually one of the most respected leaders in the world. To prove it, he had built the International Friendship Exhibition, a giant windowless complex that displays over 90,000 gifts given to the DPRK leadership by diplomats from other nations. To go along with the museum, Kim issues many press releases about how the outside world bows to his genius and respects his awesome diplomatic skills.
2 Kim Jong-Il Loves Cognac
If there's one thing you need to do when you're the dictatorial leader of a collapsing regieme, it's get your drank on. So it's no surprise that Kim Jong-Il buys a whole lot of booze. In fact, Kim became the biggest buyer of Hennessey cognac in the world during his younger days, spending more than $800,000 every year on the drink. In a country where the average citizen earns less than a thousand dollars a year, that's just an incredibly nasty thing to do.
1 Kim Jong-Il Injects Himself With Virgin Blood
Once the Dear Leader took over leadership of the country after his father died, the top priority on Kim Jong-Il's mind was making sure he would stay young and virile as long as possible. One of the treatments that Kim is alleged to have pursued isn't FDA-approved: having the blood of young virgins injected into his body. Kim has a documented predilection for virginal ladies, recruiting them to serve in his "joy brigades," so it's certainly not outside the realm of possiblity that the pint-sized psychopath did a little Dracula action in his day.
P/S: Sangat menarik life Abg Kim ni kan Reme?
saya baru dengar kat CNN,
Abang Ill pernah ke padang golf 18-hole di china.
dia dapat 18 holes-in-one. mak kau! nasib baik dia tak main cara profesional, tidak mati kebuluran tiger woods dan fred perry.
hee-haw.
syiok ada diktator camni.
Unker,
elevator shoes atau elevated shoes ?
@kasut tumit tinggi.
anak dia lagi ganas...siap lah
elevator dan elevated, saya rasa dua-dua pun ok.
cuma saya rasa sebagai adjective, elevator mungkin lebih tepat jika nak describe kasut. sebab nak describe penggunaan kasut.
tak pandai saya bahasa inggeris ni.
Helicopter View atau Helicoptered View?
saya sendiri lebih suka gunakan Platform Shoes - macam zaman Jackson Five dulu.
selain Mr Il, Sarkozy perancis pun pakai tumit tinggit ni sebab ketot.
dulu tom cruise kawin dgn nicole kidman, depa pun ketot.
saya kalau berdiri sebelah akak kidman bila bertemu di coffee shop Hollywood, terpaksa pakai Wooden Stilts (yg kamu biasa nampak dlm chinese wayang).
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